Whoever told you I was “bringing back” arcades was sorely mistaken. This year, I’ve been keen on correcting certain misconceptions associated with the Wilcox Arcade route — but unfortunately, this one doesn’t just affect me. Arcades never went anywhere, despite what some people claim. You just weren’t paying enough attention. The erroneous notion that arcades at some point “died” and must now be resurrected is so prevalent, in fact, that I’m just about tired of dispelling it.

The Wilcox Arcade route will soon expand into Trigg County — more specifically, at The Mason Jar thrift shop in downtown Cadiz, Kentucky. To put it another way, we’re inching closer and closer to my hometown of Hopkinsville, people. You’ve heard this story from me before: Although I won’t place a video game at The Major Jar — at least not yet — I will proudly provide to the venue another one of my iconic electronic bulk vending machines, this time containing one-inch Tootsie

If you ever thought the Wilcox Arcade route was some “get rich quick” scheme for me…well, I don’t think there’s ever been more conclusive proof to the contrary.   This week only, I’m offering a pretty nuts discount on the indie arcade game Switch ‘N’ Shoot to commemorate its first full year of availability at Know-a-Guy in Murray, Kentucky — that being a whopping 20 percent off.   Switch ‘N’ Shoot usually costs only a quarter per credit, which I don’t think anyone would find