Wilcox Arcade has officially touched down in Trigg County, Kentucky — and I’m here to let you know exactly where you can find me. Currently, I operate a single bulk vending machine containing Tootsie Roll chocolate chews at The Mason Jar in downtown Cadiz. Each Tootsie Roll chocolate chew costs only 25 cents, meaning it’s a real value proposition while you’re browsing the store. Said bulk vending machine is specifically located next to Bee Happy Coffee inside The Mason Jar,

You’re looking at a coin-op triple threat in Calloway County: Wilcox Arcade has secured its third location in Murray, Kentucky — this one being Fifth & Main Coffees. Now, what on Earth did I make happen at Fifth & Main, via Wilcox Arcade? The answer is quite simple: I placed, by the register, an electronic bulk vending machine bearing two-inch, fruit-shaped gumballs — a new use for the very machine which previously bore seed packets at The Pink Petunia in Crofton, Kentucky. M

Let it be known how you should cast your vote for “The People’s Artist” this year: Jordan Wilcox is undoubtedly the wisest pick for this distinction — and that, my friends, is exactly why I’ve scribed this article. For context, The People’s Artist is a contest tasking contenders with soliciting votes to succeed — in other words, a perfectly democratic process. The winner will earn an exclusive exhibit The Art of Elysium's Art Salon in Los Angeles, California. (Oh…and they’ll